We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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