so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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