That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
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