Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Rumble strips road head = magical
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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