oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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