Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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