he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
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