Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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