Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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