some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
