And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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