we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
bring money and cleavage
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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