Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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