white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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