Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
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