um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
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