What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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