where am i from again
found the other keg... it's in the tree
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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