belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
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