Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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