I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
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