I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize
