I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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