Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Randomize