how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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