No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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