haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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