Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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