Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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