Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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