: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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