did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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