a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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