Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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