Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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