If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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