But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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