I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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