What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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