Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
where does the pee come out of this thing
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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