Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
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Do I have a choice?
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Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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