just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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