im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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