There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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