and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
Randomize
