She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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