Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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