A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I need to sanitize my soul.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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