There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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