You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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