So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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