The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
where am i from again
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
he fucked my hip out of place.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize