that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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