that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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