Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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