i would punch a child for taco bell
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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